Salomon Brothers Completes ’Abandoned’ Crypto Wallet Notifications—What It Means for Your Dusty Satoshis
Wall Street's sleeping giant finally stirs. After years of radio silence, Salomon Brothers has officially wrapped up notifications for its forgotten crypto wallets—just in time for the next bull run.
The Great Crypto Awakening
Once a titan of traditional finance, Salomon dipped its toes into crypto custody back when Bitcoin was still a rebellious upstart. Now, as institutional adoption hits fever pitch, they're dusting off the vault keys. (Better late than never, right?)
Why This Matters Now
With Bitcoin flirting with new ATHs, these 'abandoned' wallets might contain more value than their owners ever imagined. One analyst quipped, 'Nothing motivates Wall Street like FOMO—especially when it's their own clients' money.'
The Fine Print
No word yet on whether Salomon will charge 'storage fees' for their accidental HODL service. Classic finance move—first lose track of assets, then monetize the recovery process.
Wake up call: Your 2017 self might be richer than you think.