🚀 Bitcoin & Gold ETFs Smash $500B Milestone – The New Safe Haven?

Wall Street's favorite odd couple just hit a staggering $500 billion AUM—proving even traditionalists can't ignore crypto's gravitational pull.

Gold bugs meet code monkeys

The ETF marriage of analog and digital stores of value now commands more capital than most national economies. Bitcoin's volatility? Gold's stagnation? Apparently irrelevant when combined.

The institutional two-step

Asset managers are playing both sides—hedging inflation fears with precious metals while chasing crypto's asymmetric upside. Because why choose when you can charge fees on both?

Regulators hate this one trick

While the SEC still debates spot Bitcoin ETFs, synthetic and futures-based products quietly vacuum up assets. Another case of financial innovation outpacing bureaucracy.

Funny how 'barbarous relics' and 'magic internet money' suddenly make perfect bedfellows when there's half a trillion at stake.