Trump Media Bets Big: $2B Bitcoin Treasury & $300M Options Play Revealed in Q2 2025 Report

Trump Media just dropped a financial bombshell—turning treasury management into a high-stakes crypto gamble.
The $2B Bitcoin Bet
No half-measures here. The company’s balance sheet now reads like a Bitcoin maximalist’s dream, with a $2 billion allocation to BTC. Because why hold dollars when volatility is more fun?
$300M Options Chess Move
Meanwhile, their $300 million options strategy screams ‘hedge fund wannabe.’ Calls? Puts? Or just paying Wall Street quants to roll the dice for them?
Wall Street Rolls Its Eyes
Traditionalists are clutching their pearls. ‘Speculative’ and ‘unnecessary risk’ get muttered in boardrooms—right before they check their own crypto portfolios.
One thing’s clear: Trump Media isn’t fading into the financial background. Love it or hate it, they’re playing the 2025 game—with Bitcoin as their quarterback.