đ Crypto ETFs Smash Records: $12.8B Floods In During Julyâs Market Frenzy
Crypto ETFs just pulled off their biggest heist yetâ$12.8 billion walked in the door last month as digital assets mooned. Wall Streetâs late to the party, as usual.
### The Gold Rush Nobody Saw Coming
While traditional finance was busy shorting innovation, crypto ETFs quietly stacked billions. Julyâs inflows werenât just strongâthey were âbreak-the-spreadsheetâ strong.
### The Institutional Stampede
Hedge funds and retirement accounts finally figured out what retail knew years ago. Now theyâre piling inâwith all the subtlety of a bull in a blockchain china shop.
### The Cynicâs Corner
Letâs be real: half these inflows are probably from bankers who still call it âthe Bitcoin thing.â But money talksâeven when it doesnât understand the tech.