Trump’s Crypto Allies Double Down: U.S. DeFi Poised for Takeoff, Bitcoin Reserve ’Inevitable’

Washington shakes as Trump's inner circle makes bold crypto promises—just as Wall Street starts sweating over its legacy ledgers.
DeFi's American Dream
The administration's crypto whisperers claim decentralized finance will flourish under new policies—no more regulatory whack-a-mole. Expect protocols to bypass traditional gatekeepers entirely.
Bitcoin Goes Full Fort Knox
Plans for a federal BTC reserve now look locked in. 'When, not if,' says one advisor—though skeptics note politicians still can't define 'blockchain' without cue cards.
The Fine Print
While the cheerleading grows louder, remember: these are the same folks who thought 'stablecoin' meant a 2% Treasury yield. Proceed with bullish caution.