🚀 ETHZilla Roars to Life: $425M DeFi-Powered Ether Treasury Shakes Up Crypto

Move over, Godzilla—there's a new alpha predator in crypto town. ETHZilla just stomped onto the scene with a war chest that'd make TradFi bankers blush.

The $425M bet on decentralized treasury management

This isn't your grandpa's hedge fund. The freshly minted firm baked DeFi protocols directly into its treasury strategy—because apparently just holding ETH wasn't risky enough for 2025.

Yield farming meets institutional custody

Early docs suggest automated vault rotations across L2s, with a side of leveraged staking. Because nothing says 'prudent asset management' like 32x positions on restaked ether derivatives.

Wall Street analysts are already calling it 'the perfect marriage of institutional money and degenerate crypto habits'—though whether that's a compliment remains unclear.