Tesla’s $1.2B Bitcoin Jackpot: 30% Q2 Rally Proves Musk’s Crypto Gamble Pays Off
Elon’s electric empire just got a crypto-powered cash injection—Tesla’s BTC stash now flaunts a $1.2 billion valuation after Bitcoin’s fiery 30% surge last quarter.
Wall Street analysts scramble to downgrade their 'crypto is a scam' PowerPoints.
Meanwhile, Tesla’s balance sheet quietly moonwalks past legacy automakers still betting on diesel futures and fax machines.