Tornado Cash Dev Roman Storm Faces Jury Selection as Trial Kicks Off
Crypto's privacy wars hit the courtroom as Tornado Cash developer Roman Storm gets his jury seated—just another day in DeFi's regulatory thunderdome.
Subheader: The Storm Before the Calm
Prosecutors are sharpening their knives, but crypto anarchists see this as a First Amendment fistfight. Meanwhile, Wall Street bankers clutch pearls (and short positions) from their Hamptons docks.
Subheader: Code vs. Gavel
The trial could redefine where protocol ends and liability begins—assuming the jury understands what a smart contract even is. Spoiler: They don't.
Closing thought: If 'ignorance of the law is no excuse,' maybe someone should've told the lawmakers about blockchain back in 2009.