Shock Revelation: Anti-Bitcoin Vanguard Now Tops MSTR Institutional Holdings

Wall Street's irony meter just exploded. The same institutional giant that spent years dismissing Bitcoin now holds more MicroStrategy (MSTR) stock than any other player.

How's that for a plot twist?

The Bitcoin proxy war heats up

While Vanguard's ESG team keeps warning clients about crypto's 'speculative nature,' their portfolio managers quietly accumulated enough MSTR shares to make them the whale in the room. Guess hedging your bets beats principles when there's money to be made.

Finance's favorite hypocrisy

Nothing says 'institutional adoption' like billion-dollar firms talking trash about digital assets while building indirect exposure through corporate proxies. At least they're consistent—always finding new ways to charge fees on assets they claim to dislike.