Trump Ally Bill Zanker Brushes Off Crypto Wallet Drama—’Just a Tempest in a Teapot’
When political and crypto worlds collide, sparks fly—but Bill Zanker isn’t sweating the small stuff. The Trump collaborator just shrugged off a brewing wallet controversy like it was yesterday’s memecoin.
Crypto Meets Capitol Hill
Zanker’s dismissive stance comes amid growing scrutiny over politicians dabbling in digital assets. Critics say it’s another case of ‘do as I say, not as I hodl’—but hey, at least he didn’t call it a ‘stablecoin’ while it’s crashing.
The Punchline
Another day, another crypto ‘kerfuffle’ that’ll be forgotten faster than a shitcoin’s liquidity. Maybe DC should stick to printing fiat—they’ve got more experience there.