Drake Drops Truth Bomb: Fake Friends Fluctuate Like Bitcoin—‘Down Today, Moon Tomorrow’
When Drake speaks, the internet listens—and his latest analogy cuts deep. Comparing fickle friendships to crypto's wild swings, the 6 God nailed the zeitgeist of 2025's trust economy.
Volatility as a virtue
Just like Bitcoin's 30% weekly swings became normalized during the 2024 bull run, Drake suggests we've all accepted emotional whiplash as part of modern relationships. The line between 'HODL' and 'ghost' blurs when everyone's chasing the next emotional ATH.
Finance's cold reality
Meanwhile, Wall Street suits still can't decide if crypto's a hedge against inflation or a greater fool play—much like determining which squad members actually showed up to your last album drop. Some things never change... except BTC's price every 4.3 seconds.