🚀 U.S. June Jobs Report Smashes Expectations: 147K Jobs Added, Unemployment Drops to 4.1%

Wall Street’s crystal ball was dead wrong—again. The U.S. economy just flexed with 147,000 new jobs in June, sending unemployment crashing to 4.1%. So much for that 'impending slowdown' narrative.

Labor Market on Steroids

Employers went on a hiring spree while analysts scrambled to revise their doom-and-gloom forecasts. The Fed’s 'soft landing' fantasy? Suddenly looking less delusional.

Wage Growth vs. Inflation: The Eternal Dance

Workers got pay bumps—but let’s be real, those gains are still racing against avocado toast inflation. Another win for 'team stagflation'? Not today.

Meanwhile, crypto markets barely blinked—because when you’re busy chasing 100x leverage, who cares about old-school employment data? (Spoiler: The Fed does, and they’re still terrified of your Bitcoin stack.)