🚀 Bitcoin Smashes $110K as Meme Coins BONK & FARTCOIN Surge 20%+ in Wild Rally
Crypto markets defy gravity—again. Bitcoin just punched through $110,000, while degenerate favorites BONK and FARTCOIN ripped 20% gains faster than a VC dumps tokens on retail.
### The Main Event: BTC Flexes Dominance
No slow grind here. Bitcoin's parabolic move leaves traditional finance clutching their spreadsheets—goldbugs might as well start mining digital assets.
### Meme Coin Mania Returns
BONK and FARTCOIN's absurd rallies prove two things: liquidity's sloshing everywhere, and 'fundamentals' remain optional in crypto. (Wall Street analysts still pretending to 'value' these assets: keep coping.)
Zero-sum game? Maybe. But try telling that to degens counting their leveraged longs. The only thing more volatile than the charts? Regulators scrambling to pretend they saw this coming.
