🚀 BONK Rockets 10% as Tuttle Capital Targets July 16 for High-Octane 2X Leveraged ETF Launch
Wall Street meets meme coin madness as Tuttle Capital throws gasoline on the crypto bull market.
### The leverage play that'll either mint millionaires or vaporize portfolios
Tuttle's 2X ETF isn't just dipping toes in crypto waters—it's doing a cannonball with 200% exposure. Perfect timing as BONK's 10% surge proves memecoins still move markets (and ticker symbols still trump fundamentals).
### Why July 16 matters more than your average options expiry
The launch date lands smack in earnings season—because nothing complements tech stock volatility like crypto leverage. Traders get double the thrill: BONK's organic pumps amplified by Wall Street's financial engineering.
### A cynical footnote for finance purists
Nothing says 'mature asset class' like packaging dog-themed internet money into leveraged products. At least the SEC greenlight suggests regulators have given up fighting crypto—and decided to profit from it instead.
