Deep Sea Mining Giant Bets Big: $1.2B Bitcoin Treasury Move Shakes Markets
A deep-sea mining firm just plunged into crypto’s depths—allocating a staggering $1.2 billion to Bitcoin. No half-measures here.
Why? Because traditional finance is busy rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.
This isn’t diversification—it’s a full-throttle hedge against fiat’s slow-motion collapse. The boardroom pitch probably included the words 'hyperbitcoinization' and 'LFG.'
Meanwhile, Wall Street analysts are still arguing about 'intrinsic value.' Cute.