Ethereum Rockets 9% as Crypto Traders Cheer Trump’s Geopolitical Truce
Digital asset markets erupted in green after former President Trump brokered an unexpected ceasefire—proving once again that crypto traders will celebrate any excuse to buy, even if it means trusting a politician's promises.
The Ethereum surge outpaced Bitcoin's gains, showing altcoins still pack punch when risk appetite returns. Though let's be honest—most of these 'geopolitical plays' are just degens chasing momentum dressed up as macro analysis.
Welcome to crypto, where the narratives are made up and the fundamentals don't matter. At least until the next 20% correction hits.