BTC Defies Geopolitical Chaos: Soars Past $102K Amid Iran-U.S. Tensions
Bitcoin just pulled off its classic 'uncorrelated asset' flex—again. While traditional markets flinch at Middle East tensions, BTC surges past $102K like it's 2021 on steroids.
Geopolitical shockwaves? More like rocket fuel. The king of crypto shrugged off Iran's strikes on U.S. bases with a 5% hourly candle that left traders scrambling. Gold bugs weep into their safe-haven spreadsheets.
Wall Street's still trying to explain this 'risk-on during crisis' paradox. Meanwhile, Bitcoiners are too busy counting satoshis to care about missile trajectories. The ultimate hedge proves its worth—while exposing fiat systems as the real volatility problem.
(Cynical finance jab: Your bank's 'crisis protocol' is still processing checks from 2008.)