Semler Scientific Soars as New Hire and Aggressive Bitcoin Strategy Ignite Investor Frenzy

Wall Street meets crypto—Semler Scientific just placed a billion-dollar bet on Bitcoin, and traders are eating it up. Here's why this medical tech player is suddenly the talk of both Nasdaq and CoinDesk.

The Bitcoin pivot no one saw coming

A fresh C-suite hire with blockchain chops sends shares skyrocketing 30% pre-market. The kicker? A treasury allocation to Bitcoin that would make MicroStrategy blush.

Institutions finally playing catch-up

While hedge funds still debate 'digital gold,' this $2B market cap firm just committed 20% of cash reserves to BTC. Guess someone read the 2024 halving memo.

The cynical take

Nothing fixes stagnant growth like a shiny crypto narrative—just ask the 17 biotech firms suddenly 'exploring blockchain' this earnings season. But with Bitcoin clearing $100K, even the skeptics are quietly recalculating.