Ethereum Defies Gravity: ETF Frenzy Fuels $2.5K Floor as Wall Street Plays Catch-Up
Ether isn't just holding—it's flexing. The $2,500 support level turns into a springboard as institutional money floods in via ETFs. Guess even the suits finally figured out what a smart contract is.
Demand for spot ETH ETFs hits record volumes this week—turns out bankers love decentralization when there's a commission attached. Who knew?
This isn't retail FOMO. This is Goldman Sachs clients realizing their bond portfolios are getting wrecked by inflation. The 'digital gold' narrative just got a $2,500 exclamation point.
Of course, the same institutions that called crypto a scam in 2018 are now scrambling for exposure. The irony's thicker than a Bitcoin maximalist's neckbeard.