Bitcoin Nears $100K as Market Trembles Under Musk-Trump Twitter War
Crypto markets reel as two of the world's biggest egos clash—because nothing fuels volatility like billionaires trading insults.
While BTC flirts with six figures, altcoins bleed out in the crossfire. Retail traders? Collateral damage as usual.
Funny how 'decentralized' finance still dances to the tune of centralized personalities. Maybe Satoshi should've coded against human nature.