K33 Goes Full Hodl: Treasury Dives Into Bitcoin With First Strategic Buy
Move over, bonds—K33 just placed its first BTC bet under a radical new treasury policy. Because why settle for 5% yields when you can ride crypto’s volatility rollercoaster?
Wall Street’s latest crypto convert isn’t some VC cowboy—it’s a financial firm putting corporate cash where its mouth is. No ETFs, no proxies, just cold hard satoshis hitting the balance sheet.
Funny how ’irresponsible speculation’ becomes ’strategic asset allocation’ once your competitors start FOMOing in. The suits always catch on... just after the early adopters cash out.