Ethereum Whiplash: Price Plunges Under $2,500 on Whale Exodus Panic—Then Defies Gravity
Whales dump, traders sweat—ETH briefly nosedives below the psychological $2,500 mark as big players cash out. Classic crypto volatility at work.
But wait—the rebound hits harder than a degen’s leverage trade. Ethereum bulls bulldoze through resistance, proving (yet again) that fear sells and hodling pays. Wall Street could never.
Bonus jab: Meanwhile, traditional finance bros are still waiting for their ’blockchain revolution’ PowerPoint to load.