Nvidia Smashes Earnings—AI Crypto Tokens Primed to Rally
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Another quarter, another blowout from Nvidia—and this time, it’s crypto’s AI-linked tokens grabbing the coattails. The chipmaker’s dominance in AI hardware has become a bizarre liquidity faucet for speculative blockchain projects with ’AI’ slapped on their whitepapers.
Tokens like FET, AGIX, and RNDR already ticking up pre-market. Never mind that most ’AI’ crypto projects have less actual machine learning than your toaster—when Nvidia sneezes, the algo-traders buy first and ask questions never.
Funny how Wall Street still pretends crypto and tech aren’t conjoined twins. Meanwhile, hedge funds are quietly long both the chips and the ’decentralized AI’ vaporware. Efficiency!
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