U.S. Labor Department Flips Script on Crypto—Dumps Old Warnings Like a Bad Altcoin

In a move that’s got Wall Street blinking harder than a Bitcoin miner during a bull run, the Labor Department just tossed its previous crypto cautions into the regulatory shredder. Who needs consistency when you’ve got volatility, right?

From Skepticism to Sudden Embrace

Gone are the days of stern finger-wagging—now it’s all hands on deck for digital assets. Maybe they finally noticed the trillion-dollar market cap staring them in the face. Or maybe some bureaucrat got tired of explaining blockchain at Thanksgiving dinners.

The Fine Print Nobody Reads

No details yet on what replaced those warnings—probably buried under 50 pages of legalese. But hey, at least it’s not another ‘this is not financial advice’ disclaimer. Progress!

One thing’s clear: when even the government starts FOMO-ing into crypto, you know we’ve hit peak ‘adapt or die.’ Just don’t expect them to HODL through the next crash—these are the same folks who still think ‘stablecoin’ refers to a horse fund.