BlockTrust IRA Drops Quant Trading Bombshell for Crypto Retirement Accounts
Wall Street’s algo-trading tricks just invaded your grandma’s IRA—with BlockTrust launching quant tools for crypto retirement portfolios. Because nothing says ’secure golden years’ like algorithmic volatility exposure.
Finally: Hedge fund tactics for the HODL-and-pray crowd. The platform promises institutional-grade strategies (backtested, naturally) for tax-advantaged crypto plays. Never mind that most quant funds underperform Bitcoin anyway.
Closing thought: If your retirement plan includes phrases like ’stochastic oscillators’ and ’tax-loss harvesting,’ maybe reconsider that beachfront retirement villa—or double down and rename it ’Lamborghini Storage Facility.’