Ether Rockets 8% While Bitcoin Flirts With $106K—Crypto Bulls Run Rampant
Crypto markets roar back as Ethereum’s native token surges and Bitcoin eyes six figures. The rally defies Wall Street’s usual ’tulip mania’ sneers—this time, even your CFA cousin is FOMOing in.
ETH leads the charge with an 8% single-day pump, while BTC’s relentless grind toward $106,000 leaves bears scrambling. Exchange volumes spike as traders chase momentum, proving once again that nothing fuels greed like FOMO in a bull market.
Traditional finance pundits scramble to explain the move between sips of their $8 oat milk lattes. Meanwhile, decentralized networks just keep printing blocks—and making millionaires.