Eric Trump Claims Banks Committed ’Biggest Mistake of Their Lives’—Crypto Bulls Smirk
Banks just got schooled—again. Eric Trump’s latest broadside against traditional finance reads like a crypto maximalist’s manifesto. ’The banks made the biggest mistake of their lives,’ he declared, serving red meat to the DeFi crowd.
Wall Street’s loss could be blockchain’s gain. While legacy institutions fumble with compliance theater and 0.01% APY savings accounts, Bitcoin hodlers are quietly stacking sats. The irony? Banks still think CBDCs are innovation.
One thing’s clear: when even political dynasties start sounding like Bitcoin Twitter, the financial revolution won’t be televised—it’ll be tokenized. (And yes, we see you Jamie Dimon—still calling crypto ’worthless’ while your tellers process Dogecoin tips.)