Metaplanet Rides Bitcoin Wave to $4M Profit—Proving Even Corporate Treasuries Can HODL
Tokyo-based Metaplanet just turned its 5,000+ BTC stash into a $4 million payday—because when life gives you volatility, you mine it for yield.
From Balance Sheet to Bull Run
The firm’s crypto treasury strategy—once mocked by traditional finance suits—now outperforms their own bond portfolios. Who’s laughing now?
The Fine Print
Profit came from staking and ’strategic rebalancing’ (read: selling high). Meanwhile, Wall Street still charges 2% fees for index funds.
Lesson learned? Sometimes the best investment thesis is simply refusing to panic-sell like a noob.