EToro Stock Rockets 29% in Debut—Retail Traders FOMO Into Their Own Reflection

Wall Street’s latest irony play: The platform that democratized trading for the masses saw its own shares moon on Day One. Guess those diamond hands work both ways.
Behind the pop: EToro’s IPO hit during peak crypto season—just as Bitcoin flirts with $100K and meme stocks stage a comeback. The timing couldn’t smell more like a marketing department’s wet dream if it tried.
Reality check: Remember when brokers used to make money from... you know, actual trading activity? Now they just need to sell shovels during gold rushes and cash out before the regulators arrive.