Stripe Bets Big on Stablecoins—Launches Payments Suite Riding Crypto’s ’Gale-Force Tailwind’
Stripe just turbocharged its payments infrastructure with stablecoins—because nothing says ’innovation’ like reinventing the wheel with blockchain buzzwords.
The fintech giant’s new product suite promises faster settlements and lower fees, leveraging dollar-pegged tokens to bypass traditional banking bottlenecks. Because who needs SWIFT when you’ve got speculative assets masquerading as money?
One cynical take: This might finally make stablecoins useful for something other than propping up DeFi Ponzinomics. Progress?