Bitcoin Smashes $97K as U.S.-China Trade Deal Sparks Crypto Frenzy
Digital gold surges past $97,000—because nothing says ’global economic stability’ like volatile crypto markets reacting to geopolitical whispers.
Traders pile in as ’progress’ on decade-old trade disputes gets repackaged as bullish catalyst. Wall Street analysts already drafting ’I told you so’ reports.
Meanwhile in traditional finance: goldbugs quietly sob into their safe-haven spreadsheets.