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Semler Scientific Doubles Down on Bitcoin—Adds 167 BTC to Its $200M+ Crypto War Chest
Semler Scientific Doubles Down on Bitcoin—Adds 167 BTC to Its $200M+ Crypto War Chest
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Another corporate whale splashes into crypto waters. Semler Scientific just scooped up 167 more Bitcoin—pushing its total stash to a staggering 3,634 BTC (worth roughly $217M at today’s prices).
Why? Either they’ve got insider alpha on the next bull run… or their CFO lost a bet. With Wall Street still pretending Bitcoin’s a ‘risk asset’ while quietly hoarding it, this move smells like hedgies hedging harder than a gardener in a hailstorm.
Pro tip for Semler’s board: Next earnings call, just play *‘Money Printer Go Brrr’* on loop and watch the analysts nod sagely.
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