Bitcoin Braces for $90K Test as Fed Decision Looms—Traders Hold Breath
BTC’s bull run faces a reality check this week. All eyes are on the Fed’s next move—because nothing says ’decentralized’ like sweating over central bank tea leaves.
Market jitters could trigger a 15% pullback to $90K. But let’s be real: Wall Street still bets on Bitcoin while pretending to understand it.
Pro tip: Watch the derivatives market. Leveraged longs are stacking up faster than a pyramid scheme’s whitepaper.