IRS Crypto Team Jumps Ship After Cashing Out DOGE Bonuses
Top IRS cryptocurrency investigators are walking away—right after pocketing lucrative Dogecoin payouts. The exodus raises eyebrows as the agency scrambles to retain talent in the wild west of crypto enforcement.
Subheader: Dogecoin Deals Drain IRS Crypto Expertise
Insiders say the joke-currency payouts were the final straw for a team already drowning in regulatory chaos. Now the IRS faces a brain drain while crypto traders laugh all the way to the (unregulated) bank.
Closing jab: Nothing inspires confidence like watching tax enforcers chase memecoins while Wall Street gets another bailout.