Morgan Stanley Plots Crypto Invasion Via E*Trade—Because Traditional Finance Just Can’t Resist the Meme Coin Siren Song
Wall Street’s slow-motion embrace of crypto takes another step forward—Morgan Stanley reportedly preps Bitcoin and Ether trading for E*Trade clients. Because nothing says ’institutional adoption’ like letting boomers YOLO their IRAs into Shiba Inu.
The move follows rivals like Goldman into the digital fray, proving even suits need FOMO. Just don’t ask about the compliance overhead.