SoFi Goes All-In on Crypto—Because What Could Go Wrong in 2025?
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Fintech giant SoFi doubles down on digital assets as regulators scramble to keep up.
Subheader: From student loans to shitcoins—a bold pivot
With the SEC’s crypto crackdown losing steam, SoFi’s betting big on blockchain services. The move comes as Wall Street’s traditional players still treat Bitcoin like a contaminated banknote. Expect new trading features, custody solutions, and the inevitable ’educational’ content to justify the volatility.
Closing thought: Nothing says ’trust us with your money’ like chasing the most speculative asset class during economic uncertainty—but hey, those yield farms aren’t going to exploit themselves.
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