Crypto Carnage: Bitcoin, Ethereum, Dogecoin Rally Wipes Out $500M in Short Positions
A violent upside surge across major cryptocurrencies liquidated half a billion dollars worth of leveraged bearish bets—proving once again that the market loves nothing more than punishing overconfident traders. Bitcoin spearheaded the move with a 15% rally, while Ethereum and Dogecoin followed suit, squeezing shorts into oblivion. The usual suspects—overleveraged degens, hedge funds chasing momentum, and Elon Musk’s latest tweet—likely fueled the frenzy. Remember folks: in crypto, the house always wins... until it doesn’t.