Tesla’s $951M Crypto Bet Fails to Offset Earnings Miss—’Hodl’ Strategy Questioned
Despite sitting on nearly $1B in digital assets, Tesla’s Q1 earnings stumble sparks fresh debate: is crypto a hedge or just Elon’s expensive hobby? Analysts note the irony—a company that once dumped Bitcoin ’for ESG reasons’ now clings to a volatile stash while margins erode. Bonus jab: At least the crypto bag didn’t get repossessed.