Bitcoin Dominates Risk-Adjusted Returns as Market Volatility Craters—Here’s Why Traders Are Piling In
Volatility’s nosedive turns Bitcoin into a institutional darling—for now.
The Quiet Storm
While traditional assets waffle, BTC’s Sharpe ratio flexes like a Wall Street quant’s fever dream. No flashy 10x moonshots here—just cold, calculated outperformance as the market chokes on its own uncertainty.
Strategy Pays Off (For Once)
Active traders—usually busy setting money on fire with leverage—are suddenly paragons of discipline. Turns out, not gambling the farm during sideways action has its perks. Who knew?
The Cynic’s Corner
Watch hedge funds ‘discover’ crypto’s risk-reward profile just in time to pump their quarterly reports. Bonus points when they blame the Fed for missing the 2023 bottom.