Bitcoin’s Volatility Awakens: The Calm Before the Storm?

Bitcoin's eerie calm shatters as volatility spikes—signaling a potential market storm. Traders brace for impact while hodlers smirk.

### The Sleeping Giant Stirs

After weeks of sideways action, BTC's price charts finally show signs of life. The Bollinger Bands are widening like a yawn from hibernation.

### Liquidity Hunt Begins

Market makers circle like sharks as stop-losses cluster near key levels. 'A classic liquidity grab,' quips one trader, adjusting their leverage.

### Institutional Whiplash

Wall Street's latest 'digital asset strategist' revises their year-end prediction—for the fifth time this quarter. Meanwhile, the OI-weighted funding rate flips positive.

### The Cynic's Corner

‘Volatility is back—just in time for CME options expiry,’ laughs a degenerate options trader lighting a cigar with a burning $100 bill.