Lost Satoshi Nakamoto Statue Resurfaces in Lugano—Crypto Community Breathes Sigh of Relief
After vanishing under mysterious circumstances, the iconic Satoshi Nakamoto statue has been recovered in Lugano—right where crypto meets Mediterranean charm.
How it happened: No ransom notes, no blockchain breadcrumbs—just a quiet reappearance that’s got everyone from Bitcoin maxis to CBDC bureaucrats scratching their heads.
Why it matters: In a world where ‘not your keys, not your coins’ is gospel, losing a physical monument to crypto’s anonymous founder felt like a bad omen. Now? Back to arguing about inflation hedging—until the next exchange collapses.
The punchline: Statue’s safe, Bitcoin’s still volatile, and TradFi bankers are still pretending they ‘get it’ after one whisky-fueled NFT purchase.