🚀 Crypto ETFs Smash Records: $12.8B Floods In During July’s Bull Run
Wall Street's favorite casino chips just got a turbocharge—crypto ETFs vacuumed up $12.8 billion in July as Bitcoin and friends moonwalked to new highs.
### The Institutional Stampede
Forget diamond hands—pinstripes are driving the rally now. TradFi's latecomers finally figured out how to buy digital assets without 'tech support' from their grandkids.
### When Lambo? Now.
The inflows scream FOMO, with hedge funds elbowing past each other like Black Friday shoppers—except the flatscreens here come with 24/7 volatility and conspiracy theories.
### The Cynic's Corner
Funny how these same institutions spent years calling crypto a scam... right up until they found a way to skim fees off it. The more things change, the more Wall Street stays greedy.