Metaplanet Doubles Down: Scoops Up 780 Additional Bitcoin, Now Holds 17,132 BTC

Another day, another corporate Bitcoin binge—Metaplanet just dropped a cool $42 million (give or take a few Satoshis) to bulk up its crypto war chest. The Tokyo-listed firm now sits on a 17,132 BTC pile, proving even traditional finance players can’t resist FOMO when the dip hits.
Why the shopping spree? Probably hedging against Japan’s legendary money-printing fiesta—because why earn yield when you can HODL through inflation?
Watch out MicroStrategy, there’s a new whale in town. Though let’s be real: until they start paying dividends in BTC, it’s just another balance sheet gamble dressed as ‘innovation.’