Bitfarms Stock Surges 8% as Bitcoin Miner Announces Aggressive Share Buyback
Wall Street shrugs—another crypto company would rather prop up its stock than mine BTC.
Bitfarms just handed shareholders a lifeline while the broader market bleeds. The Bitcoin mining firm's stock jumped 8% after announcing a buyback program—because nothing fixes shaky fundamentals like artificial demand.
Buybacks: The corporate equivalent of rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic... but hey, it works until it doesn't.