Irony Alert: The Anti-Bitcoin Vanguard Now Holds More MSTR Stock Than Anyone Else

The crypto world just got its juiciest plot twist yet—the same institution that spent years railing against Bitcoin now quietly holds the largest stake in MicroStrategy (MSTR).

How’s that for a hedge?

Behind the scenes: While publicly decrying Bitcoin as a 'speculative bubble,' this institutional giant amassed a position so large it dwarfs even the most bullish crypto funds. Guess those 'risky asset' lectures didn’t cover their own balance sheets.

The kicker? MicroStrategy’s entire valuation hinges on its Bitcoin treasury—making this the ultimate case of 'if you can’t beat ’em, buy the company betting everything on ’em.'

Wall Street’s playbook remains unchanged: Talk your book loudly, then quietly back up the truck when nobody’s looking. Some things never change—even in the 'decentralized' future.