BitMine Immersion Rockets 40% on $500M ETH Treasury Bombshell
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Market jaws hit the floor as BitMine Immersion's ETH vault revelation sends shockwaves through crypto.
The $500M Move That Rewrote the Playbook
No fancy footwork—just a nine-figure Ethereum war chest unveiled like a mic drop. Traders scrambled faster than a DeFi exploit response team.
Wall Street analysts suddenly remembered how to spell 'blockchain' while scrambling to update their 'crypto is dead' PowerPoint decks. The 40% surge? Merely institutional FOMO catching up to what degens knew all along.
One question lingers: Who's actually surprised when a crypto firm outperforms legacy banks by simply not losing half a billion dollars?
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