Bitcoin Smashes $119K – So Why Are XLM and HBAR Yawning at Its ’Modest’ Rally?

Crypto's kingpin just hit a staggering $119K—yet Stellar (XLM) and Hedera (HBAR) barely blinked. While BTC bulls pop champagne, these altcoins are giving the 'slow clap' to what they clearly see as a lukewarm performance.

The BTC Bull Run That (Almost) No One Noticed

Bitcoin’s latest surge should’ve sent shockwaves through the market. Instead, XLM and HBAR traders shrugged—proving once again that in crypto, even six-figure price tags can be met with a sarcastic 'cool story, bro.'

Altcoins: Unimpressed Since 2009

Stellar’s ledger didn’t flutter. Hedera’s hashgraph didn’t hiccup. Meanwhile, Wall Street 'experts' are still trying to calculate ROI on their abandoned Bitcoin obituaries. Some things never change.

Wake us when the real volatility starts—or when institutional FOMO crashes the party again. Until then, enjoy the 'meager gains'... and maybe hedge with something that doesn’t move at the speed of legacy finance.