🚀 Bitcoin Smashes $110K as Meme Coins BONK & FARTCOIN Surge 20%+ in Wild Rally

Bitcoin just bulldozed past $110,000—another all-time high that’ll have Wall Street scrambling to explain why they called it a 'bubble' at $60K. Meanwhile, the meme coin circus rolls on: BONK and FARTCOIN ripped 20%+ gains overnight, proving once again that crypto markets run on equal parts tech and chaos.

### The Big Boys vs. the Clowns

While BTC’s rally feels almost institutional—ETF inflows, halving scarcity—the meme coin pump is pure degens YOLO-ing paychecks. Funny how both can coexist in a market where 'fundamentals' are whatever Twitter screams loudest.

### Traders Are (Still) Not Okay

Volatility’s back like it never left. One minute you’re a genius aping into BONK, the next you’re sweating a 30% dip. Pro tip: maybe don’t mortgage your house for FARTCOIN—no matter how many influencers pinky-swear it’s 'the next DOGE.'

### The Punchline

Crypto’s 2025 breakout keeps delivering plot twists. Bitcoin’s eating zeros, shitcoins are mooning, and your boomer uncle’s gold portfolio looks sadder by the day. Just remember: when the SEC finally cracks down, at least the memes will be legendary.