Why Owning Just One Bitcoin Could Be Your Ticket to the New American Dream (Says Bitwise Strategist)

The American Dream got a digital upgrade—and it fits in a hardware wallet. Bitwise''s portfolio manager just declared bitcoin the new frontier of wealth-building, slicing through traditional finance''s red tape like a laser through butter.

From picket fences to private keys

Forget 30-year mortgages. The next generation measures prosperity in satoshis—with hodlers outperforming homeowners in some ZIP codes. No lawn mowing required.

Wall Street''s worst nightmare

While bankers obsess over basis points, bitcoiners quietly stack sats. The ultimate middle finger to fractional reserve banking? A non-confiscatable asset that bypasses legacy gatekeepers entirely.

Of course, the old guard will call it reckless—right before quietly adding BTC exposure to their pension funds. Welcome to financial sovereignty, where your keys mean your cheese.