BNB Roars Back: Trump-Musk Drama Fades, Bulls Take Control
After weeks of political noise shaking crypto markets, BNB's price action just flipped the script—sharp rebound, zero apologies. Traders ditch the drama, chase the pump.
Wall Street analysts scramble to explain the move (again). Meanwhile, degens stack bags and whisper 'macro reversal.' Classic.
Bonus jab: Another day, another 'uncertainty' narrative proven irrelevant by cold, hard chart patterns. But hey, keep paying for those premium geopolitical risk reports.